Here is a sampling of 24 hours of my life:
3:30 pm Doctor's office
Doctor: Hey! How are you! Great to see you! So, what's going on? Last time I saw you, you were talking about...
Me: Yeah. We did a round of IVF last November. It didn't work out, obviously.
Doctor: Oh, I'm so sorry...
6:30 pm My kitchen
Daughter: (*takes knife, slides it in*) Mommy, I thought you were going to grow me a baby in your belly.
Me: I tried, honey. It just didn't work out.
Daughter: (*gives knife experimental twist*) You were supposed to grow me 2 brothers and 3 sisters.
Me: I would have really liked to do so, but we don't always get what we want.
Daughter: (*fully rotates knife a few hundred times per second) But I'll be lonely when you die.
Me: Oh, no. By that time, you'll have a family of your own.
11:30 am My Office
Coworker/mother of my daughter's "boyfriend": I just got back from the doctor's and "boyfriend" is going to have a little brother or sister next spring!
Me: Congratulations! That's great!
Clearly the universe is having issues with me this week... Sigh. Hope that's over with.