Or, I'm pretty sure God will punish you for using Christianity like a club...
The following is an email exchange between my husband and a local business owner. My husband likes to sell things on craigslist, and we frequently get to meet interesting characters. This time, the guy let his crazy out in only a few emails.
--- On Thu, 9/3/09, phil sportscardshop@internetserviceprovider.net wrote:
From: phil sportscardshop@internetserviceprovider.net
Subject: --->1980s and 1990s Never Opened Baseball Cards - $125 (Our Town, Our State)
To: sale-nzyma-13********@craigslist.org
Date: Thursday, September 3, 2009, 12:31 PM
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html
hi
i own SPORTS CARD SHOP IN CVLLE
i have 2 LOCAL PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL TEAM TICKETS TO TONIGHT s game
$44 EACH
WILL U TAKE THOSE FOR ALL THE SETS?
lmk
phil
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husbandsemail@yahoo.com wrote:
I appreciate the offer, but cash only at ths time...
Thanks
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From: sportscardshop@internetserviceprovider.net
Subject: Re: --->1980s and 1990s Never Opened Baseball Cards - $125 (Our Town, Our State)
To: husbandsemail@yahoo.com
Date: Thursday, September 3, 2009, 12:39 PM
---i will buy them but i know the prices
WHAT IS YOUR LOW BALL PRICE?
I HAVE CASH
I OWN A SHOP AND THOSE ARE CHEAP AND PLENTIFUL BUT ??
phil
lmk
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husbandsemail@yahoo.com wrote:
Low ball price? My price is firm...
Good luck
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> --- On Thu, 9/3/09, sportscardshop@internetserviceprovider.net wrote:
---with all respect sir you might THINK YOU KNOW THE MARKET, but i DO THIS EVERY DAY AND DO KNOW THE MARKET
I HAVE BOUGHT COLLECTIONS LIKE THAT FOR A SONG
NOT TRYING TO BE A WISE GUY BUT IT IS A TOUGH ECONOMY AND THE SETS NEVER SELL FOR FULL BOOK anyway..
sincerely
GOD BLESS YOU MY FRIEND
PHIL
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husbandsemail@yahoo.com wrote:
I don't care if you own a shop. It means zero to me - buddy. Your writing in all cap letters is a sign of ignorance - which you seem to have an abundance of...
Good day to you...
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--ha ha
i love u like a brudder from anothe mudder
peace friend
gosh i try to be nice but u know little about cards
just because you paid too much for them does not mean that i will.
i am being polite
christian here
god bless
phil
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husbandsemail@yahoo.com wrote:
LMAO...
You wouldn't know the 1st thing about being cordial. You probably lack many more social skills.
I am sorry if your business has been in the dumps. I feel for you. Not really, but I thought I would play the Christian card like you. (((Smile)))
PEACE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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--- On Thu, 9/3/09, sportscardshop@internetserviceprovider.net wrote:
From: sportscardshop@internetserviceprovider.net
-look buddy i know u r in a bind and i feel sorry for u.
money is the last problem i have z-4 BMW SPORTS roadster with every factory option
paid for
i travel every other month
retired teacher , 3 college degrees.. AND YOUR EDUCATIONAL LEVEL?
financial situation?
hurting , RIGHT?
THE CAPS ARE MEANT TO SHOUT TO GET YOUR ATTENTION..
get a life buddy
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From: husbandsemail@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: --->1980s and 1990s Never Opened Baseball Cards - $125 (Our Town, Our State)
To: sportscardshop@internetserviceprovider.net
Date: Thursday, September 3, 2009, 1:50 PM
Where is that Christian smile now?
You are nothing more than a used car salesmen...
The cards are for sale for a whopping $125 bucks. Not 100K. If that leads you to believe I am in some type of financial dire straits, as a "Christian" you should be ashamed of yourself for trying to take the food from my children's mouths.
Please do email me again...
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There are no better negotiating tactics than calling someone desperate, uneducated, and pathetic. I think phil should teach a class.
Oh, and it was a pre-season football game - no one wants to go to those!
Yep, Craigslist...the purveyor of CRAZEE!
ReplyDeleteCheck this out: emailsfromcrazypeople.com
I think you might have a shot!
I have the same type of clowns calling me about my very nicely maintained minivan. I tell folks, check out Kelley blue book and don't waste my time.
ReplyDeleteYour husband is a class act. Thanks, AYKM.
I am so excited, I finally have time this weekend to get your necklace started! :O)
Oh my gosh! This fantastic. It never ceases to amaze me the wackos that craigslist brings out.
ReplyDeleteThat is so hilarious. Or, as your new Christian friend would say ... THAT IS HILARIOUS.
ReplyDeleteThank you - and your hubby, for the laugh. I LOVE it when people are not afraid to call bullshit on people.
makes me want to sell something on Craig's list. I love crazy people.
ReplyDeleteOh, that takes me back to when I was selling all our belongings on Craigslist. Ah yes.
ReplyDeleteWowsers....what a kind Christian.
ReplyDeleteI have found so many crazies on CraigsList.
OMG, do people have nothing better to do with their time than send you insulting emails not to argue over the price but to just argue? So weird!
ReplyDeleteI very nearly widdled myself laughing, for which many thanks. Oy vey, I-own-a-shop man, so not classy! I mean, I own a dead cactus and eighteen balls of sock yarn. So?
ReplyDelete(Your husband, however, IS classy).
Deary me.
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i love a good crazy...I also love a good crazy who insults me. When I met these people they usually also through in my gender as a sign of my obvious stupidity.
ReplyDeleteOkay a) I hate google reader and 2) This is EXACTLY why I don't sell my crap to people. I am SO SCARED OF PEOPLE.
ReplyDeleteHOLD ME.
HA! Love this part:
ReplyDelete"If that leads you to believe I am in some type of financial dire straits, as a "Christian" you should be ashamed of yourself for trying to take the food from my children's mouths."
awesome!
oh my lol, that is hilarious. thanks for the laugh
ReplyDelete... Found your site on Blogess.com :)
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I was trying to give a cat away on Craig's list one time ... I found her in the street ... we ended up keeping her ourselves mainly because of the crazy's that I got in emails from people on Craig's list!
Weirdo's! Luckily your husband sounds awesome and knows how to handle himself. I myself always use ignorance as a jumping off point to win any argument.
Lordy Lord. Please sell something else soon, so we can hear some more about the crazy people!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for stopping by and cheering me on. x
LMAO! I love this!!!! I got quite the laugh from reading that exchange. Thanks for posting it.
ReplyDeleteYour husband DOES have a sense of humour...in case you did not know. :-)
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